1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:03,920 Your talent is what got you your scholarships at St Gilbert's. 2 00:00:03,920 --> 00:00:05,240 Don't be who they expect you to be. 3 00:00:05,240 --> 00:00:06,960 This...serious. 4 00:00:06,960 --> 00:00:10,200 The scholarship kids need to fit in with the school, 5 00:00:10,200 --> 00:00:12,120 not fit the school around them. 6 00:00:12,120 --> 00:00:14,080 If you just want my attention, then just say that. 7 00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:15,520 I don't want your attention. 8 00:00:15,520 --> 00:00:16,880 Then what do you want? 9 00:00:16,880 --> 00:00:18,120 I heard you're the weed man. 10 00:00:18,120 --> 00:00:19,640 Are you embarrassed of me? 11 00:00:19,640 --> 00:00:21,320 I just don't know why you always have to be the joke. 12 00:00:21,320 --> 00:00:23,080 I promised my dad I would do well here. 13 00:00:23,080 --> 00:00:24,480 We know you're black, 14 00:00:24,480 --> 00:00:26,560 but we are struggling to figure out what you're actually excellent at. 15 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:28,440 Yeah. 16 00:00:28,440 --> 00:00:30,040 Have you lot not watched Get Out? 17 00:00:30,040 --> 00:00:32,040 That's how you man end up in a sunken place. 18 00:00:32,040 --> 00:00:33,720 What are you waiting for? 19 00:00:33,720 --> 00:00:35,800 SHE SCREAMS 20 00:00:35,800 --> 00:00:38,600 Apparently there's, like, a secret society. 21 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:41,000 Brother, you've got to let this secret society thing go. 22 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:42,520 Make sure you don't forget us. 23 00:00:42,520 --> 00:00:44,680 Remember, we made you right here. 24 00:00:44,680 --> 00:00:46,320 You're a Rah'scal. 25 00:00:48,360 --> 00:00:49,440 Smile. 26 00:00:49,440 --> 00:00:51,080 We look good together. 27 00:00:51,080 --> 00:00:55,120 Please welcome your acting head, Mrs Watlington-Geese. 28 00:00:55,120 --> 00:00:58,400 As messed up as this place is, I think we all love it. 29 00:00:58,400 --> 00:01:05,520 This programme contains some scenes of a sexual nature and some strong language. 30 00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:12,360 You know we're missing this train, innit? 31 00:01:12,360 --> 00:01:14,120 Leah, we've got enough time. 32 00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:15,920 I'm only supposed to take four. 33 00:01:15,920 --> 00:01:17,800 Big man, I beg you, relax your batty. 34 00:01:17,800 --> 00:01:20,320 We're going to fit. Omar, get on Femi's lap. 35 00:01:20,320 --> 00:01:22,160 Can I not? You know what? 36 00:01:22,160 --> 00:01:24,640 If we just took overground, we would've got to the station quicker. 37 00:01:24,640 --> 00:01:26,520 Hey, yo, hey, ring him again, please. 38 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:28,680 He's not answering. I'm not taking five. 39 00:01:28,680 --> 00:01:31,280 Keep running your mouth and I'm dropping you two stars. 40 00:01:31,280 --> 00:01:32,840 Hey! 41 00:01:32,840 --> 00:01:36,000 VENTS IN BENGALI 42 00:01:38,120 --> 00:01:40,520 BEEPS HORN 43 00:01:40,520 --> 00:01:43,000 Don't forget to take your nastiness out the fridge. 44 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:44,320 It's not nastiness, Grandma. 45 00:01:44,320 --> 00:01:45,680 It's a science project. 46 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:49,160 Why unu inna ye posh school can't just read book? 47 00:01:49,160 --> 00:01:52,400 Want to cut up pig, cat and cow, want to play God. 48 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:54,440 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 49 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:59,960 And don't stress yourself about us, you hear? 50 00:01:59,960 --> 00:02:01,200 Yeah. 51 00:02:04,360 --> 00:02:05,880 Come give me a hug, then. 52 00:02:05,880 --> 00:02:07,600 There's, like, three quid left on the metre 53 00:02:07,600 --> 00:02:09,360 and Grandma doesn't get her money until next week. 54 00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:10,760 Yeah, Malachi's going to come through. 55 00:02:10,760 --> 00:02:12,360 Bruv, he ain't been here for time. 56 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:15,160 Just give me Mum's number, innit? Just give her a chance. 57 00:02:15,160 --> 00:02:16,880 Come give me a hug, I got to go. 58 00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:18,320 He's fine. 59 00:02:18,320 --> 00:02:19,760 Take that nastiness and go. 60 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:25,920 Yo, I'm busy. Leave a message. 61 00:02:25,920 --> 00:02:28,200 Malachi, where are you, bruv? 62 00:02:29,240 --> 00:02:30,680 I need you to help Caleb out. 63 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:33,160 Call me when you get the chance. 64 00:02:37,880 --> 00:02:38,920 Jaheim. 65 00:02:40,640 --> 00:02:41,680 What? 66 00:02:43,520 --> 00:02:44,680 I, um... 67 00:02:46,080 --> 00:02:48,440 I was going to pop this through the door for you. 68 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:53,840 How many times do we have to tell you we don't want to know? 69 00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:05,560 Yo, you can't read a watch now? 70 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:07,800 Missed you too, brother. Missed you too. 71 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:11,000 But look at you greeting me like this, bro. Come on, man. 72 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:12,520 My turn. Good? 73 00:03:12,520 --> 00:03:14,000 Calm, still. People's good? 74 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:15,680 Come on. What you lot saying? Good? 75 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:17,400 All good, you know what the time is? 76 00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:19,520 Move, bro, I don't care. What do you mean move? 77 00:03:19,520 --> 00:03:20,880 Hurry up. 78 00:03:20,880 --> 00:03:22,000 Ah, ah, ah! 79 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:24,280 Aarh, you're crushing my knees! 80 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:26,800 You lot comfy, yeah? 81 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:28,320 Oi, this doesn't feel safe. 82 00:03:28,320 --> 00:03:30,400 Hey, to St Gilbert's, to bloodclart, bruv. 83 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:31,760 HORN BEEPS 84 00:03:31,760 --> 00:03:34,200 Let's go! Here we go! We're going. 85 00:03:53,720 --> 00:03:56,120 I swear these uniforms have gotten uglier. 86 00:03:56,120 --> 00:03:59,680 Hmm? You sure it ain't just, like, your face? Oh! 87 00:03:59,680 --> 00:04:01,280 Cheeky. 88 00:04:01,280 --> 00:04:03,120 Uh, don't know about you lot, though, 89 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:04,800 but this time round feels kind of better. 90 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:06,440 We survived the first term storm. 91 00:04:06,440 --> 00:04:07,760 Mm. 92 00:04:07,760 --> 00:04:09,280 Endured the darkest depths. 93 00:04:09,280 --> 00:04:10,840 Faced the wrath of the titans. 94 00:04:10,840 --> 00:04:12,040 Mmm. 95 00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:18,360 Well, I guess some things never change, huh? Always beefing. 96 00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:19,840 Nah, she's just being petty. Mm. 97 00:04:19,840 --> 00:04:22,320 You did get her dad fired. Suspended. 98 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:23,720 Pending an investigation. 99 00:04:23,720 --> 00:04:25,720 I beg you, chat to her for me, please. 100 00:04:25,720 --> 00:04:26,960 Me and her don't chat. 101 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:29,920 She called me a joke, innit? 102 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:31,840 Why are you lot always so sensitive? 103 00:04:31,840 --> 00:04:33,240 OTHERS CHUCKLE 104 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:34,560 Forget all that. 105 00:04:34,560 --> 00:04:36,560 I'm on the lookout for a new ting now. 106 00:04:36,560 --> 00:04:38,240 Actually, there is this new girl. 107 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:40,360 Please, please, please, please be a black girl. 108 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:43,400 Devonye Green. Yeah, she's definitely a black girl. 109 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:44,800 I knew a white girl called Ebony. 110 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:47,040 No drama this time. Just good time. 111 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:48,960 Look how man's attitude's switch up 112 00:04:48,960 --> 00:04:51,080 now he's getting that good-good, innit? 113 00:04:51,080 --> 00:04:53,320 What? This one? This one. 114 00:04:53,320 --> 00:04:54,480 Is he? 115 00:04:54,480 --> 00:04:55,720 Don't worry about that. 116 00:04:55,720 --> 00:04:56,960 What? 117 00:04:58,320 --> 00:05:00,600 LAUGHTER 118 00:05:06,120 --> 00:05:08,240 Mm, I've missed this. 119 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:10,600 We was doing it a lot over the holidays. 120 00:05:10,600 --> 00:05:13,280 Now, we can do it every day. 121 00:05:13,280 --> 00:05:14,720 Multiple times a day. 122 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:22,120 Nice pants. 123 00:05:22,120 --> 00:05:24,040 Doctor Who's a big man show, you know? 124 00:06:02,120 --> 00:06:03,640 They've got matching earrings. 125 00:06:13,160 --> 00:06:15,600 Gilbertus numquam concedat. 126 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:18,320 Gilbertus semper duret. 127 00:06:20,120 --> 00:06:21,880 Welcome back, everyone... 128 00:06:31,720 --> 00:06:33,080 Hey, Miss. 129 00:06:33,080 --> 00:06:34,720 You may want to zip that. 130 00:06:34,720 --> 00:06:38,960 As you are all aware, due to the leadership of our previous head, 131 00:06:38,960 --> 00:06:41,720 St Gilbert's has been run into the ground. 132 00:06:41,720 --> 00:06:45,320 This decline in admissions has created a deficit, 133 00:06:45,320 --> 00:06:49,560 and the only way St Gilbert's can continue delivering its renowned, 134 00:06:49,560 --> 00:06:51,520 excellent education... 135 00:06:51,520 --> 00:06:54,760 ..is by tightening the purse strings. 136 00:06:54,760 --> 00:06:57,600 At the end of the current term, I will be reducing 137 00:06:57,600 --> 00:07:02,360 Master Ashford's scholarship programme from five places to three. 138 00:07:04,520 --> 00:07:08,720 I believe financial aid should be based on talent, 139 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:10,680 rather than background. 140 00:07:13,040 --> 00:07:16,160 Those on such scholarships will be given report cards. 141 00:07:16,160 --> 00:07:17,840 My God. 142 00:07:17,840 --> 00:07:20,320 The three with the highest marks across the term 143 00:07:20,320 --> 00:07:22,560 will be awarded the scholarships. 144 00:07:23,960 --> 00:07:26,040 And... 145 00:07:26,040 --> 00:07:28,640 Ah, that's everything. 146 00:07:28,640 --> 00:07:30,320 Enjoy the new term. 147 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:41,160 Yo. Meter's run out. 148 00:07:41,160 --> 00:07:43,240 There's still no sign of Malachi. 149 00:07:43,240 --> 00:07:44,840 My phone's on 10%. 150 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:46,920 I can't even make toast, G. I'm going to pattern it. 151 00:07:46,920 --> 00:07:48,920 Just give me Mum's number. She said she can help. 152 00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:51,000 I'll sort it, bro, chill. 153 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:52,880 Jaheim. 154 00:07:52,880 --> 00:07:54,440 Jaheim! 155 00:08:05,240 --> 00:08:07,280 You look stressed. 156 00:08:07,280 --> 00:08:09,160 Bro, we've all just been thrown into the Hunger Games, 157 00:08:09,160 --> 00:08:10,640 and you want me to be happy? Mm. 158 00:08:10,640 --> 00:08:12,040 This guy. Fair enough. 159 00:08:16,560 --> 00:08:18,640 What, you're still on the hunt, yeah? Yes, bruv. 160 00:08:20,720 --> 00:08:24,320 Honestly, I ain't pree'd this new ting yet. 161 00:08:24,320 --> 00:08:27,000 But everyone else that's decent's already paired up. Mm. 162 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:29,600 You know, sometimes you have to look further afield. 163 00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:30,960 All right. 164 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:33,760 Can't lie though, it's barren. 165 00:08:33,760 --> 00:08:34,880 Yeah? 166 00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:38,160 Dead. 167 00:08:39,320 --> 00:08:40,360 Dead. 168 00:08:41,640 --> 00:08:42,840 Dead. 169 00:08:42,840 --> 00:08:44,000 THEY CHUCKLE 170 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:45,520 Oi, that's a bit of you, innit? 171 00:08:45,520 --> 00:08:47,880 Bruv. I know you love your white tings. 172 00:08:47,880 --> 00:08:50,240 You're the one preaching chop-chop, bro. 173 00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:52,520 Deal with what you're dealt with. 174 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:55,120 What, the head boy and the polyglot 175 00:08:55,120 --> 00:08:56,960 not too worried about getting kicked out, yeah? 176 00:08:56,960 --> 00:08:58,560 Not as worried as you should be. 177 00:08:58,560 --> 00:08:59,800 MOCK CHUCKLES 178 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:01,440 Anyway, by acting headmistress. 179 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:02,480 Acting. 180 00:09:02,480 --> 00:09:04,880 She's pretending, she can't take away our scholarships. 181 00:09:04,880 --> 00:09:07,040 Well, she's acting like she can. 182 00:09:08,360 --> 00:09:09,800 Here. 183 00:09:11,120 --> 00:09:13,040 I usually like my double D's. 184 00:09:13,040 --> 00:09:14,360 CHUCKLING 185 00:09:14,360 --> 00:09:16,120 Yeah, very funny, very funny. 186 00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:17,640 It's not the time to be making jokes. 187 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:20,880 If we all get A's, maybe she won't be able to kick us all out. 188 00:09:20,880 --> 00:09:22,680 OK. This is not right, and it's targeted. 189 00:09:22,680 --> 00:09:23,960 Like, we have to jump through hoops. 190 00:09:23,960 --> 00:09:25,440 No, we should tell her fi suck her mudder. 191 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:27,680 So, you learned absolutely nothing from last year? 192 00:09:27,680 --> 00:09:30,280 You're just giving her more reasons to kick you out, eh? 193 00:09:30,280 --> 00:09:33,200 Listen to me, all right? We just need to strategise. 194 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:35,320 No, no, let me land. Go on, go on. 195 00:09:35,320 --> 00:09:36,440 OK. 196 00:09:37,560 --> 00:09:38,760 We could, like, do a march. 197 00:09:38,760 --> 00:09:41,240 Oh. No, no, no, no, let me land, let me land. 198 00:09:41,240 --> 00:09:43,200 All the time. No, no, no, no. 199 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:44,480 We skip classes. 200 00:09:45,920 --> 00:09:49,640 This is why my dad said I cannot be hanging around you foolish goats. 201 00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:53,240 You cheeky bastard. 202 00:09:53,240 --> 00:09:55,200 Listen. Good luck, suffragette. 203 00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:56,480 OK. Power to the people. 204 00:09:56,480 --> 00:09:58,600 All right, you lot just leave me to it, then. 205 00:09:58,600 --> 00:10:00,320 You lot can suck your mudders too. 206 00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:06,680 SCHOOL BELL RINGS 207 00:10:06,680 --> 00:10:09,840 So, I'll come to yours or you can come to mine. 208 00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:10,880 Yeah, sure. 209 00:10:10,880 --> 00:10:12,560 Mine is fine, yours is fine. 210 00:10:12,560 --> 00:10:13,880 Whatever is fine. 211 00:10:21,520 --> 00:10:24,960 Is that you this term, yeah, Omar? Yeah? 212 00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:27,760 Last term it was all weird drawings and secret societies. 213 00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:30,160 Which obviously was a hoax. Is it? 214 00:10:30,160 --> 00:10:31,840 I've heard nothing from the Raisinettes. 215 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:33,280 That's a good thing. 216 00:10:33,280 --> 00:10:34,680 Less with that stupidness. 217 00:10:34,680 --> 00:10:36,720 More time for you and Dilton to... 218 00:10:38,320 --> 00:10:40,240 What? Jab our dicks together? 219 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:41,760 I don't know what you man do. 220 00:10:41,760 --> 00:10:43,480 Look, he's just coming over to study. 221 00:10:43,480 --> 00:10:45,960 Study, eh? Study, eh? 222 00:10:45,960 --> 00:10:47,800 No, we, we haven't... 223 00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:49,600 I'm-I'm bricking it. 224 00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:50,800 Not surprised. 225 00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:52,400 Two virgins having sex. 226 00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:53,880 Just bear hands and genitals. 227 00:10:53,880 --> 00:10:56,040 Shouldn't you be telling me to relax and enjoy it? 228 00:10:56,040 --> 00:10:59,120 Relax? Brother, the last thing you want to do is relax. 229 00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:00,560 You came in as a virgin. 230 00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:02,160 You don't want to be leaving as one. 231 00:11:02,160 --> 00:11:03,520 Hear me? 232 00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:06,880 Hey, pretend you told me a joke. Why? 233 00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:07,960 TOBY LAUGHS 234 00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:09,800 Toby. 235 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:12,120 What? Can we talk? 236 00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:22,480 I was wondering if you wanted to pop round later. 237 00:11:22,480 --> 00:11:23,880 Why would I do that? 238 00:11:23,880 --> 00:11:25,200 Right, yes. 239 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:30,480 Well, I understand that some ill-chosen words were thrown around. 240 00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:34,000 Mm. But what we had was fun, right? 241 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,520 Let's be honest. 242 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:37,480 Yeah, it was decent. Decent? 243 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:41,720 Fine. It was lit. You happy now? 244 00:11:41,720 --> 00:11:43,120 Yes, well... 245 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:46,760 Um, I'm not saying that we get back together or anything. 246 00:11:46,760 --> 00:11:48,400 I do have principles, you know. 247 00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:49,600 As do I. 248 00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:51,920 But I also enjoy...fun. 249 00:11:54,240 --> 00:11:55,640 As do you. 250 00:11:57,040 --> 00:12:00,520 Thank you, Abby, for your kind offer. 251 00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:05,280 But, um, respectfully, imma decline. 252 00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:11,720 Babe. 253 00:12:11,720 --> 00:12:13,240 What? 254 00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:15,600 I just think you should apologise. 255 00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:16,680 For what? 256 00:12:16,680 --> 00:12:18,400 For calling him a joke. 257 00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:20,600 Yes, but to, to apologise is to... 258 00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:24,320 ..admit I was wrong. 259 00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:25,800 You were wrong. 260 00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:27,360 Exactly! 261 00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:28,920 Uh. 262 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:37,400 Hey, I love those locks on you. 263 00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:38,920 You're black! 264 00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:41,160 THEY CHUCKLE 265 00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:43,600 Oh, my gosh. Wait, sorry. 266 00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:45,640 What are you even doing here? Oh, I'm just... 267 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:47,320 I'm on, like, an exchange student sort of thing. 268 00:12:47,320 --> 00:12:48,800 Although I didn't... 269 00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:51,040 I didn't really realise it was going to be this melanin deficient, 270 00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:52,280 you know. 271 00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:54,080 Um, sorry, I'm Devonye. 272 00:12:54,080 --> 00:12:55,760 I'm Leah. Um, so, what, 273 00:12:55,760 --> 00:12:58,560 do you normally go to, like, private schools, like, back in the US? 274 00:12:58,560 --> 00:13:00,840 Yeah, yeah, but just on scholarships like you. 275 00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:04,680 Oh, nice. I've never, I've never been anywhere this fancy before. 276 00:13:04,680 --> 00:13:06,840 Yeah, no, I'm still getting used to that. 277 00:13:06,840 --> 00:13:08,960 MABEL CLEARS THROAT Like, it's mad. Oh, this is Mabel. 278 00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:10,760 Hi. 279 00:13:10,760 --> 00:13:13,320 Hi. Hi. Oh, my God, I love your freckles. 280 00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:15,520 Oh. 281 00:13:15,520 --> 00:13:17,160 Yeah, like, I could just, 282 00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:20,360 like, pick 'em off and wear 'em as sequins, you know. 283 00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:21,680 OK. 284 00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:24,760 OK, weird. 285 00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:26,400 AWKWARD LAUGHTER 286 00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:27,680 SCHOOL BELL RINGS 287 00:13:27,680 --> 00:13:29,320 Oh, that's the school bell, 288 00:13:29,320 --> 00:13:33,480 which means that you should probably take your seat. 289 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,480 MABEL CHUCKLES 290 00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:37,840 Um, I think there's some empty seats over there, 291 00:13:37,840 --> 00:13:40,040 on the other side of the room. 292 00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:41,880 Oh, cool, yeah. 293 00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:43,560 Awesome, well, I'll see y'all around then. 294 00:13:43,560 --> 00:13:45,040 I'll see you around, babe. 295 00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:46,520 See ya. 296 00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:48,040 See y'all later. 297 00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:49,680 I'm American. So American... 298 00:13:49,680 --> 00:13:51,080 OK, Mabel, stop it. 299 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,200 Oh, my God, she's nice, like, what? 300 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:54,760 MABEL SUCKS THROUGH HER TEETH 301 00:13:55,880 --> 00:13:57,480 What was that? Did you just...? 302 00:13:57,480 --> 00:13:58,840 Don't, don't do that again. 303 00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:01,600 But I had it that time. No, mm, no. 304 00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:03,040 Mm-mm. 305 00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:04,520 Mm. 306 00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:07,760 Also, we need to talk about the black emojis thing. 307 00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:09,840 Oh, is that a no? No. 308 00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:11,200 Should I just use the yellow ones? 309 00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:12,680 Exactly. 310 00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:22,760 Not getting that many likes? 311 00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:25,680 You really like to think you're the only person with problems, 312 00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:28,120 don't you? Only the real ones. 313 00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:30,920 Just because my houses are bigger than yours 314 00:14:30,920 --> 00:14:32,720 doesn't mean everything's perfect, Jaheim. 315 00:14:32,720 --> 00:14:34,840 Oh, more money, more problems, right? Hmm. 316 00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:36,440 And how are your problems? 317 00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:38,360 Shouldn't you be kissing arse to save your scholarship? 318 00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:40,560 Ha-ha! So, you got jokes now, huh? Mm. 319 00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:43,400 Speaking of jokes, where's, uh, where's Rupert? 320 00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:45,520 On work experience. 321 00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:47,360 During term time? 322 00:14:47,360 --> 00:14:49,400 In term time. 323 00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:50,440 OK. 324 00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:54,840 Well, got to find something to do for free period, do you? 325 00:14:54,840 --> 00:14:56,440 I've got to study. So... 326 00:14:57,640 --> 00:14:58,920 Have fun. 327 00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:02,040 WHISPERS TO HIMSELF 328 00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:04,600 LAUGHTER, INDISTINCT CONVERSATION 329 00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:08,720 Right, right, right, you get those. 330 00:15:08,720 --> 00:15:10,640 Yes, check the supplies. 331 00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:13,720 You shall be bestowed... 332 00:15:13,720 --> 00:15:15,280 What's with all the condoms? 333 00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:16,640 It's for tomorrow night. 334 00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:18,760 It's this, um, new society that we signed up for. 335 00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:20,720 Aah. Mm. The bumming society? 336 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:23,520 Ah, ah, au contraire, mon ami, non. 337 00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:26,120 We shall be dabbling in a spot of the... 338 00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:29,400 ..dramatics. 339 00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:31,000 I didn't take you lot for thespians. 340 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:34,720 Darling, I just want to climb upon these racks. 341 00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:36,320 Have a look at this, Femi. 342 00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:37,880 Yeah. 343 00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:39,800 This is the new dramaturg, OK. 344 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:41,720 She's a writer-in-residence and she's, 345 00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:44,640 like, at St Gilbert's to inspire her next theatrical piece. 346 00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:48,040 And the Guardian said she's Britain's most urgent playwright. 347 00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:49,400 And guess what? 348 00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:52,600 I most urgently need to get into her panties. 349 00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:53,920 THEY CHUCKLE 350 00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:55,240 Come on, you should come. 351 00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:57,160 Oh, I can't do that kind of stuff right now. 352 00:15:57,160 --> 00:15:58,600 Don't be a killjoy, mate. 353 00:15:58,600 --> 00:16:01,680 I thought you guys would have been used to leaving me behind anyway. 354 00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:04,120 Kind of like how you did over the holidays. 355 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:06,120 That's where you got the matching jewellery, right? 356 00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:07,800 Well, you were invited skiing. 357 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:10,080 Yeah, don't be narked with us because you couldn't afford it. 358 00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:11,320 OK, Graham, that's, that's enough. 359 00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:13,760 No, all you had to pay for was the flight and you couldn't. 360 00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:15,040 You're poor, mate. 361 00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:16,480 Get over it. 362 00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:17,880 We have. 363 00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:19,200 God, no! 364 00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:28,880 Hm. 365 00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:33,280 Just, I—I need to go catch up with the boys, 366 00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:34,760 so I should probably do that, yeah? 367 00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:36,560 See you later, yeah? Yeah, yeah. 368 00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:52,320 OK, I got some croissants 369 00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:53,680 and some nuts. 370 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,520 You're not allergic to nuts, are you? 371 00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:57,680 Mabel, it's a protest, not a picnic. 372 00:16:57,680 --> 00:16:59,040 Oh, yeah. 373 00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:05,600 Oh, look. Here comes little Miss Beg Friend. 374 00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:07,280 Hey, thank you for coming. 375 00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:09,120 Yeah, anything to support. 376 00:17:09,120 --> 00:17:10,720 Nice. 377 00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:12,120 So, where's everyone else? 378 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:14,440 This is it. 379 00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:17,000 Oh. 380 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:22,360 Miss Dulverton. 381 00:17:22,360 --> 00:17:23,920 Acting headmistress. 382 00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:28,280 The Afro-Caribbean Society. 383 00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:30,200 Problem? Absolutely not. 384 00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:32,400 However, St Gilbert's is a community 385 00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:34,880 and it's vital everyone feels included. 386 00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:36,760 As much as I'd love for us 387 00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:39,760 to all sing Kumbaya, I ain't really feeling what you're feeling. 388 00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:41,800 If you could all pack up your belongings, 389 00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:43,040 today's event is cancelled. 390 00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:46,680 Mm. 391 00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:49,880 Shutting down the one society that looks different to the status quo 392 00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:51,680 seems pretty divisive to me. 393 00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:55,680 Not the society, just whatever this event is. 394 00:17:55,680 --> 00:17:59,040 And until you can prove yourself to be a true team player, 395 00:17:59,040 --> 00:18:01,240 you will be stepping down as chair. 396 00:18:01,240 --> 00:18:04,480 Oh, and I may be acting head now, 397 00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:08,640 but I have several board members in favour of my permanent appointment. 398 00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:11,000 Just something to bear in mind. 399 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,720 Have a lovely evening. 400 00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:14,800 Shit. 401 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:16,800 No. No, no, no. 402 00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:18,560 You need to chill. 403 00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:20,040 I'm just going to talk to her. 404 00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:21,600 No, you're not, OK, you're angry. 405 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,400 Do I look angry? Yes. 406 00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:26,320 And it's fine. We just need to... just channel that anger. 407 00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:29,320 Channel it into what? She just shut down my whole thing. 408 00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:31,640 Does it matter? There's no-one here, anyway. 409 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:35,880 What you got going on is cute. 410 00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:37,480 Cute? Cute. 411 00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:40,600 Which is not the vibe when she's trying to stop you from saying 412 00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:42,240 and doing shit. 413 00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:43,720 I mean, she's fighting dirty. 414 00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:48,120 So, you need to show her that petty is a two-player game. 415 00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:52,200 Look, you can take her down, but you need an army. 416 00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:55,440 And the only way to get that army is if you show them 417 00:18:55,440 --> 00:18:57,560 that you's a fucking leader, girl. 418 00:18:57,560 --> 00:18:59,080 I'm listening. 419 00:19:01,360 --> 00:19:02,720 RING TONE 420 00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:04,040 PHONE RINGS 421 00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:05,480 What you saying? 422 00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:07,600 Oh, so now you care. 423 00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:09,280 Watch your tone, bro. 424 00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:14,360 Where are you? Bro, why aren't you at school? 425 00:19:14,360 --> 00:19:15,920 Lights are out. 426 00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:17,160 Couldn't do my homework. 427 00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:18,880 I ain't trying to get shouted at at school. 428 00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:21,080 Listen, I'm going to sort it out with Malachi, yeah. 429 00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:22,640 I promise. 430 00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:24,640 Now, you do something for me and go to school, please. 431 00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:26,600 Yeah, when you get the lights on. 432 00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:28,040 Caleb. 433 00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:37,800 HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS 434 00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:49,360 KNOCK AT DOOR 435 00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:57,600 Hey. 436 00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:06,000 So... 437 00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:10,240 So. 438 00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:14,360 So, so... 439 00:20:14,360 --> 00:20:16,040 So. 440 00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:19,400 So, so, so, so... 441 00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:22,440 ..so. 442 00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:23,880 It's OK. 443 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:32,280 Are you OK? Um... 444 00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:35,360 Uh, I'm nervous. 445 00:20:36,680 --> 00:20:38,240 Oh. 446 00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:41,480 That wasn't the reaction I was expecting. 447 00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:43,560 No. Um... 448 00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:47,880 ..I was gonna say the same thing. 449 00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:49,440 I'm... 450 00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:51,360 ..scared as hell. 451 00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:54,040 I guess we can be scared together. 452 00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:58,240 Yeah. 453 00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:14,480 Um... 454 00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:17,080 I...I need to use the bathroom real quickly. 455 00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:19,120 Yep. OK. OK. Um... 456 00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:22,440 Yeah, I'll...I'll see you in a minute. 457 00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:29,720 Please, please, please, please, please. Oh...! 458 00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:36,480 This is what I have to do. 459 00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:45,480 Sweet Jesus, baby. 460 00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:50,120 Phew. 461 00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:53,560 DOOR CREAKS 462 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:14,400 Hello? 463 00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:26,360 KNOCK AT DOOR Yeah? 464 00:22:28,120 --> 00:22:30,320 What you doing? Uh, working. 465 00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:35,680 Well, aren't you the goody two-shoes? 466 00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:37,840 Ooh, how about we don't touch that? 467 00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:39,720 It's for biology, and if Carol has her way, 468 00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:42,240 then I won't be here next term, so... 469 00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:44,160 I know that feeling. 470 00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:48,160 I think my dad has stopped giving my mum money. 471 00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:51,280 She says that he hasn't, but now the finance department 472 00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:55,880 is emailing me, asking why she's stopped responding to their letters. 473 00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:58,760 I think I am well and truly screwed. 474 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,320 PHONE CHIMES 475 00:23:04,360 --> 00:23:06,760 Jaheim? What? You could say something. 476 00:23:26,560 --> 00:23:27,600 Mm. 477 00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:31,360 What's this? Who's it from? 478 00:23:31,360 --> 00:23:33,240 You're a bit nosy today, aren't you? 479 00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:35,120 I'm not nosy, I'm just curious. 480 00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:38,440 You OK? Good. 481 00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:41,080 Are you sure? What's up? 482 00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:42,560 Just wanted to hang. 483 00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:45,040 Sorry, Xiang's coming back in a bit, so... 484 00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:46,760 Well, we don't have to shag. 485 00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:48,600 Well, what are you doing here, then? 486 00:23:50,120 --> 00:23:52,840 Look, um, I didn't mean that. I think I'm just gonna go. 487 00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:11,360 HE GRUNTS 488 00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:14,600 HE SIGHS 489 00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:21,280 Hello? 490 00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:25,040 This is weird. 491 00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:36,640 Drop your pants and assume the position against the wall. 492 00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:42,040 Sorry, what? Every new Raisinette must receive the initiation paddles. 493 00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:45,800 I've come too far to back out now. 494 00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:51,000 Oh, God no, sorry, I was, I was just fucking with you. 495 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,360 Wow, you really want to be a Raisinette. 496 00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:55,760 It's... Um... ..it's OK, I won't tell anyone. 497 00:24:57,520 --> 00:24:59,800 Pop on your cloak and mask and follow me. 498 00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:10,160 But what is this place? 499 00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:12,880 It was a munitions storage during the Second World War. 500 00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:16,320 Now, it's the Walls of Smut. 501 00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:19,680 Every secret, every private conversation, 502 00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:21,960 every truth that is scared to be uttered 503 00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:26,960 that takes place at St Gilbert's is etched onto these walls. 504 00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:29,560 What secret will you add to the wall? 505 00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:31,360 Oh, I don't think I will. 506 00:25:31,360 --> 00:25:33,280 Everyone has to add to the wall. 507 00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:35,040 But I don't know any secrets. 508 00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:37,320 I wouldn't let anyone else hear you say that. 509 00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:40,560 You'd better find some out soon or you're screwed. 510 00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:42,560 Wait, what, what do you mean by that? 511 00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:45,760 You don't want to know. 512 00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:47,160 Trust me. 513 00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:49,880 Wait, is... 514 00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:52,440 ..is that Dilton? 515 00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:54,640 Yeah. Hilarious, right? 516 00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:56,360 But it's not true, though, right? 517 00:25:56,360 --> 00:25:58,320 Of course it's true. It's the Wall of Truth. 518 00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:34,320 Yelena, I need to change to a forward. 519 00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:37,000 I have my forwards. Change me out for Parker. 520 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:39,160 She was dogshit last term, and you know it. Hmm? 521 00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:40,680 No offence, Parker. 522 00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:43,360 Why? The sports bursary is up for grabs, right? 523 00:26:43,360 --> 00:26:45,960 Forwards score goals, goals get attention. 524 00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:47,480 I'll think about it. 525 00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:49,640 Wh...what is there to think about? Yelena! 526 00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:51,840 One less eardrum, thank you, Beatrix. 527 00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:55,320 What's wrong with Bea? 528 00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:57,560 Jaheim, ooh-ooh. 529 00:26:57,560 --> 00:26:59,800 But they were so cute together. 530 00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:02,360 Oh, my God, I have other problems aside from Jaheim. 531 00:27:02,360 --> 00:27:04,520 Of course, but you were cute together, 532 00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:06,160 and now I am really sad for you. 533 00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:07,840 Aw. There's nothing to be sad about. 534 00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:09,920 There was a spark and now there's not. 535 00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:11,080 No love lost. 536 00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:12,520 What are you girls yapping on about? 537 00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:15,280 Jaheim couldn't get Beatrix to spark. 538 00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:17,120 THEY LAUGH 539 00:27:17,120 --> 00:27:18,720 We have a game. 540 00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:20,040 I know, Yelena. 541 00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:23,080 If you want the bursary, take your mind off of genitals 542 00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:24,600 and keep it on the game. 543 00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:27,160 Everyone, kit up. 544 00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:28,600 Come on! 545 00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:32,360 I'll be your boyfriend, Beatrix. 546 00:27:49,360 --> 00:27:51,960 Sorry. Oops, don't mind me. 547 00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:53,400 Just heading from class to class. 548 00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:56,080 I like to see how everything is running. 549 00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:58,440 Ooh, full hands, shall I take that for you? 550 00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:00,160 Thank you. 551 00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:01,840 Good luck. 552 00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:12,000 Sorry, mate. I think you dropped something. 553 00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:21,160 CLASS GIGGLES 554 00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:28,680 Anybody want to tell me what's going on? 555 00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:30,160 Um, nothing. 556 00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:32,960 Well, not nothing. 557 00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:36,880 People are saying you couldn't get it up with Beatrix. 558 00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:38,280 Uh... 559 00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:39,640 Minor though, innit? 560 00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:41,520 Fuck my life. 561 00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:43,600 Right, presentation day. 562 00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:46,320 Who shall start? Um... 563 00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:50,200 OK, um, Marsham comma Jaheim. 564 00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:51,760 Give him a round of applause. 565 00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:53,400 Woo! 566 00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:03,400 Lungs do more than just the simple intake of oxygen 567 00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:06,600 and expelling of carbon dioxide. 568 00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:08,960 They also are a filtration system. 569 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:11,760 The mucus in the lungs, they, um... 570 00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:14,040 PHONE BUZZES, PUPILS LAUGH 571 00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:15,360 Sorry. Sorry, sir. 572 00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:17,320 All right, everyone, settle down. Quiet. 573 00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:19,720 Turn it off. 574 00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:20,800 We're waiting. 575 00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:24,280 Yeah, Marsham. It's really not that...hard. 576 00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:26,160 HE COUGHS, OTHERS LAUGH 577 00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:30,320 All right, all right, settle down. 578 00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:32,800 You're going to have to... Sorry, this is really important, sir. 579 00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:34,920 Hello. Marsham. Marsham? I'll call you back. 580 00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:38,960 Marsham! Just keep your phone on and just wait, yeah? Please. 581 00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:42,960 Uh, do you know what, sir? I think I'll go next. 582 00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:46,800 Yeah, I've been using a virtual dissection software, 583 00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:49,680 basically, to help me study the anatomy of rodents. 584 00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:52,680 So, uh, hope no-one's scared of rats! 585 00:29:57,400 --> 00:30:01,120 Undumpable by Moonchild Sanelly 586 00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:13,160 Ew. 587 00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:14,600 Ew! 588 00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:17,720 Ew. 589 00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:20,440 Ew. 590 00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:40,920 Just apologise, Abby. 591 00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:47,280 MESSAGE SENDS 592 00:30:55,960 --> 00:30:57,800 A, um... 593 00:30:57,800 --> 00:31:02,920 A major religious movement in the... 594 00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:06,720 ..17th century? 595 00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:08,400 16th. 16th. 16th century. 596 00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:09,600 That led to, um... 597 00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:14,560 Ah! Ah. 598 00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:19,680 The divide of Christianity in Western Europe. 599 00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:22,320 We've gone over this, my brother. I know, and I know it. 600 00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:25,560 It's the same crap we did in the exams to get in here. 601 00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:27,560 I'm, uh, I'm just... 602 00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:29,480 I'm always just... Ugh! 603 00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:32,440 Stop panicking. 604 00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:34,480 You're so uptight. 605 00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:37,280 I can hear your bum cheeks clenching from here. 606 00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:39,440 Yeah, I know. I can't help it. 607 00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:44,680 I'm always feeling like people are surprised that I'm here. 608 00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:46,360 Yeah. We are, bro. 609 00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:49,840 Cos of how you move, innit? 610 00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:52,360 And stop caring about what other people think, I've told you this. 611 00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:56,760 The sooner you do that, the sooner I get to go back to my rahtid room. 612 00:31:56,760 --> 00:31:59,160 You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. 613 00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:00,200 OK, um... 614 00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:02,720 Next one. Yeah. 615 00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:06,240 Oh, it's, uh, 16th century, you was... 616 00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:18,080 CAMERA SNAPS 617 00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:19,480 MESSAGE TONE 618 00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:24,560 I'm going to teach you some breathing exercises 619 00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:27,200 when I get back, yeah? You just keep reading. 620 00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:29,120 I'll be back in ten. 621 00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:30,880 Who am I kidding? Five. 622 00:32:57,920 --> 00:32:59,880 Look, we've got a whole term together, 623 00:32:59,880 --> 00:33:01,600 we can't keep on living like this. 624 00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:06,760 Listen, yeah, did I like your dad? No. 625 00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:08,400 Was he a prick? Yeah. 626 00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:10,680 Probably still is. Well, this is a great start. 627 00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:12,080 Let me land. 628 00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:15,320 When I trashed the portrait last time, 629 00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:17,720 I genuinely thought I'd be the one going home. 630 00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:20,520 Not your dad. 631 00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:22,400 I swear. 632 00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:25,120 And I wanted to send "hey" so many times. 633 00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:27,600 Well, I was hoping you would. 634 00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:29,520 Come here. I'm so sorry! 635 00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:35,080 Oh, what's with the balaclavas? 636 00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:37,000 If Carol's planning to stay, 637 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:38,800 I need to figure out a way to force her to leave. 638 00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:40,800 No. My dad will be back. 639 00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:43,200 This is all just a formality. I don't think so. 640 00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:46,040 Carol's saying that she's got board members on side and everything. 641 00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:47,480 Bullshit. 642 00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:49,320 She sounded pretty confident to me. 643 00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:02,000 Dad... 644 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,800 Weh Bruk A Go by Mr Vegas 645 00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:25,840 TEXT MESSAGE 646 00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:35,040 Close the door, bruv! 647 00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:56,800 Yo, it's Toby here. 648 00:34:56,800 --> 00:35:00,320 Don't leave a message cause I get charged for voicemails. 649 00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:02,440 You said you'll be ten minutes. 650 00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:06,400 If you think I'm a lost cause, 651 00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:09,680 it would be nice if you just were honest about it. 652 00:35:27,240 --> 00:35:30,520 Hello. My name is Miss Bradshaw, 653 00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:33,320 but you can call me Jude. 654 00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:37,440 Uh, "Ms" Bradshaw, so you're not, you're not married? 655 00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:38,720 No, why? 656 00:35:38,720 --> 00:35:41,000 It's just very good to know, Jude. 657 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:42,440 SNIGGERING 658 00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:43,520 Yeah. 659 00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:45,160 Would you like to come in? 660 00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:50,360 The reason we can drop the airs and graces is because I'm not a teacher. 661 00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:53,720 I am a writer in residence and I am hoping to create 662 00:35:53,720 --> 00:35:58,600 stories from your experiences that we will stage together. 663 00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:00,480 Whatever those experiences may be. 664 00:36:01,720 --> 00:36:04,400 Why don't we start with a game? A bit of improv. 665 00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:06,120 Any volunteers? 666 00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:09,960 Do you know what? Toes actually loves improv. I'll be gentle! 667 00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:11,600 What's your name? Femi. 668 00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:14,000 Femi, would you like to come up here? 669 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:19,440 OK, can someone give me a location? 670 00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:20,480 A bedroom! 671 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:23,560 And, um, our relationship? 672 00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:25,040 Uh, husband and wife. 673 00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:28,920 And a scenario? 674 00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:31,480 Oh, um, it's your wedding night. 675 00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:32,920 THEY SNIGGER 676 00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:34,120 OK. 677 00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:38,800 What a night. 678 00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:39,880 It was great. 679 00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:43,800 So much dancing. 680 00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:46,040 What was your favourite part? 681 00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:47,200 The first dance. 682 00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:50,520 I'm glad to be back in our room. 683 00:36:52,320 --> 00:36:55,160 I was thinking about us starting a family. 684 00:36:57,520 --> 00:36:58,760 Me too. 685 00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:00,280 Can you help me with my dress? 686 00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:10,760 What now? 687 00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:14,800 Now... 688 00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:15,960 ..we fuck. 689 00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:20,280 SHOCKED LAUGHTER 690 00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:21,720 Oh, my God! 691 00:37:21,720 --> 00:37:23,200 Do you want to say that a bit louder? 692 00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:24,400 No. 693 00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:26,280 Thanks for joining us. You can go now. 694 00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:29,560 Yeah, maybe you lot should join him? 695 00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:31,680 Yep, yeah, that's OK. 696 00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:32,960 Pleasure. 697 00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:35,280 Love your work, big fan. Thank you very much. 698 00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:37,560 Femi, what the hell was that? 699 00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:41,200 I love this new Femi. 700 00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:43,360 Mwah! Let's go! Let's go! 701 00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:44,960 LAUGHTER 702 00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:46,720 Let's get smashed! 703 00:37:59,920 --> 00:38:02,280 Didn't see you at dinner so I brought you this. 704 00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:05,360 Thank you. 705 00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:08,920 Just so you know, 706 00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:11,560 I didn't spread those rumours. 707 00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:14,840 Everybody thinks I can't get it up now, so... 708 00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:17,280 Couldn't be further from the truth. 709 00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:23,080 Look, all I said to the girls is that we aren't... 710 00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:26,360 ..vibing. 711 00:38:26,360 --> 00:38:27,760 I thought we were. 712 00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:30,160 Take away us sleeping together and what is there? 713 00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:32,040 I didn't know we were there. 714 00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:34,080 I didn't say we were. 715 00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:35,120 It's just... 716 00:38:36,520 --> 00:38:40,720 I want to spend time with somebody who wants to do more than just shag. 717 00:38:40,720 --> 00:38:44,040 All I know about you is that your name is Jaheim 718 00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:45,840 and you love black pepper. 719 00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:50,880 Well, um... 720 00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:55,800 I'm just, I'm just going through some shit. 721 00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:57,360 You can talk to me. I'm here. 722 00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:08,560 OK. 723 00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:42,160 Damn, damn, damn, I forgot the balaclavas. 724 00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:43,480 Too late, come on. OK. 725 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:47,200 Graham. Oh. 726 00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:48,760 Is it going to hurt? 727 00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:50,040 Of course it's going to hurt, 728 00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:52,120 we're going to jab a safety pin through your ear. 729 00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:53,360 Come on. 730 00:39:57,320 --> 00:39:58,680 You ready? 731 00:39:58,680 --> 00:39:59,840 I was born ready. 732 00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:05,400 I got this from Annabel. 733 00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:08,120 You...you guys have studs. 734 00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:10,280 Darling, we'll get you a stud. 735 00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:12,600 It's just, um, temp. 736 00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:14,600 Yeah? OK. 737 00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:15,760 Oh, that is good. 738 00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:18,880 Ready? 739 00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:22,160 Turn this on... 740 00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:24,160 Bite down on this. Trust me. 741 00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:28,160 One, two, three...! 742 00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:30,120 FEMI GROANS 743 00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:35,160 OK, Femi, relax. 744 00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:36,880 Calm down, calm down. 745 00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:39,120 Relax. Shit. 746 00:40:39,120 --> 00:40:41,400 Shit! Shit, shit, fuck! 747 00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:43,880 Sh-sh-sh-sh, sh-sh, OK, we can't be too loud. 748 00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:46,600 OK, good job. Is it supposed to sting like this? 749 00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:49,480 I don't know, mate, we got ours done professionally, so... 750 00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:50,840 Oh, you wallads. 751 00:40:58,440 --> 00:40:59,800 No regrets. 752 00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:05,520 Ha! 753 00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:06,960 CAR ALARM 754 00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:08,520 Brrap, braap! 755 00:41:12,240 --> 00:41:16,880 Can we go somewhere next holiday, like, the four of us? 756 00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:18,520 Yeah, look, right, I'll pay. 757 00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:21,840 Or we'll do something cheap, like Alton Towers or something. 758 00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:24,800 Look, look, but we've got to promise. 759 00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:28,720 Earrings together, tattoos together, mates forever. 760 00:41:28,720 --> 00:41:30,040 Whoo! 761 00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:31,360 Go, go! 762 00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:39,040 I got my fucking ear pierced, man. 763 00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:40,360 HE CACKLES 764 00:41:41,640 --> 00:41:44,080 Femi, what are you doing, bruv? 765 00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:46,880 Oh, calm down, Dad. I'm just having fun. 766 00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:48,640 Oh, fun? Fun. 767 00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:50,720 Brother, you're worried about getting kicked out, yeah? 768 00:41:50,720 --> 00:41:53,920 This is how you do it, you know. Yeah, well, I'm already out. 769 00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:56,720 You don't know that yet. Of course I do. 770 00:41:56,720 --> 00:42:00,080 I'm the weakest out of the lot of us. 771 00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:01,400 I'm, I'm fucked. 772 00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:06,000 I might as well enjoy my time whilst I'm here. 773 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,520 You know, go out like a legend. 774 00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:13,000 Have something for my friends to remember me by. 775 00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:15,320 Brother, they ain't your friends. 776 00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:16,360 And you are? 777 00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:21,000 Big man, I'm sorry I bailed on you, innit? 778 00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:23,800 It's fine, it's fine, it's fine... Bro, listen, I went to link Abby... 779 00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:26,160 I'm not surprised. 780 00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:27,480 Everyone hates me. 781 00:42:28,720 --> 00:42:29,760 It's my fault. 782 00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:33,680 I pushed you all away. 783 00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:35,200 Lay in the bed that you made, right? 784 00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:41,360 Tobes, Tobe... 785 00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:42,680 Femi. 786 00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:46,160 I'll see you later. Let me chat to you. Toby! 787 00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:47,960 Femi. Don't chat to me, man. 788 00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:27,080 What do I pay you for? 789 00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:28,760 I'm going to get it cleaned up. 790 00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:30,360 And as we speak, 791 00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:33,760 I'm having the CCTV footage downloaded onto a USB. 792 00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:37,080 So, uh, we're going to get it cleaned straight away, Carol. 793 00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:39,480 And, um, I'm going to get it sorted. 794 00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:41,600 I'm going to get to the bottom of it, Carol. 795 00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:43,000 I can promise you that much, I... 796 00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:45,840 I love you, Carol. 797 00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:53,480 Toby, hey. Hello. 798 00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:56,360 You seen what's happened to Carol's car? Yeah, LOL. 799 00:43:56,360 --> 00:43:58,840 Look, I'm sorry about yesterday. 800 00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:00,600 Something important came up. 801 00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:03,480 Yeah, well, we've all got important stuff going on, Abby. 802 00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:05,440 Wow, someone's sensitive. 803 00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:06,760 Maybe because I let people down 804 00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:08,560 so I could be stood up in the toilet like a dickhead. 805 00:44:08,560 --> 00:44:10,560 Well, it's simple, don't let people down for a quickie. 806 00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:13,200 Well, I thought it was more than just a quick... 807 00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:20,280 I mean, yeah. 808 00:44:20,280 --> 00:44:21,320 I guess I did. 809 00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:24,360 I don't know why. 810 00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:27,320 Not like it would have been worth it. 811 00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:35,040 KNOCKING Yeah? Ah. 812 00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:36,720 Settling in to your new office? 813 00:44:36,720 --> 00:44:39,120 Mistress. Oh, stop it. 814 00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:41,200 You can call me Carol. 815 00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:43,560 We missed you over the holidays. 816 00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:45,360 Not so much as a phone call. 817 00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:50,240 I know. We got stuck in a tiny, tiny village north of Bordeaux. 818 00:44:50,240 --> 00:44:51,960 Terrible phone signals. 819 00:44:53,080 --> 00:44:55,760 Just a bit of homework to take to Rupert. 820 00:44:56,840 --> 00:44:57,880 Carol... 821 00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:00,640 Rupert and I are not really... 822 00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:03,520 Rupert is struggling, Florence. 823 00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:06,600 He's not doing particularly well at the moment and... 824 00:45:06,600 --> 00:45:08,880 ..I just need you to be there for him. 825 00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:14,120 What have you been saying to people? 826 00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:15,880 He's on work experience. 827 00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:18,800 Oh, my star head girl. 828 00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:19,960 Mwah! 829 00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:22,200 You still thinking about Cambridge summer school? 830 00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:24,080 Yes, mistress. Carol. 831 00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:26,160 Well, do come and find me when you need a reference. 832 00:45:26,160 --> 00:45:27,280 That's an order. 833 00:45:50,680 --> 00:45:53,360 Next time, I won't be giving it back. 834 00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:05,120 PHONE BUZZES 835 00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:11,880 Man like J. Bro, where have you been? 836 00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:15,080 Now, look, man, you know I wouldn't have disappeared unless I had to. 837 00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:18,240 I'll explain everything when I get to you. 838 00:46:18,240 --> 00:46:19,720 You're mad right now. 839 00:46:19,720 --> 00:46:21,400 Wait, what? You're coming here? 840 00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:24,200 Right, look, J, I've got to go, yeah? 841 00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:25,480 In a bit. 842 00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:26,800 Malachi. 843 00:46:41,120 --> 00:46:43,960 Hi, J. Sorry for rocking up like this, bro. 844 00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:45,520 It's calm. 845 00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:47,120 You good? Always. 846 00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:50,040 What are you doing here? 847 00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:52,960 Let's talk about it inside, innit? 848 00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:02,480 Welcome, everyone. 849 00:47:04,240 --> 00:47:06,640 Places, places, big smiles! 850 00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:08,560 Less teeth. Much less teeth. 851 00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:10,000 They are on to me, man. 852 00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:11,800 I've just got to lay low elsewhere, you hear me? 853 00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:12,840 Move, bruv! 854 00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:13,880 Cryyyy. 855 00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:17,480 Dev is cool. I just don't think she's being completely honest. 856 00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:19,560 You know it's OK just to tell her you like her. Who? 857 00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:21,960 You lot just love playing games with each other. 858 00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:23,760 Aaah! 859 00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:25,600 I thought you were so over him. 860 00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:27,320 I think he still likes me. 861 00:47:29,240 --> 00:47:31,520 Well, this is exciting. 862 00:47:31,520 --> 00:47:34,200 I'll tell your father to book you a ticket to Lagos. 863 00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:36,560 I'm trying, Jaheim. Mother's intuition finally kicked in? 864 00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:38,200 Can anybody help me? 865 00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:39,360 This was a warning.